By Ava Tramer

Beaches:
Clear and warm
Highs: Lows: 48-53

Inland
Hot and clear
Highs: 69-77; Lows: 42-48

Deserts
Sunny and hot
Highs: 74-80; Lows: 53-56

And Santa Monica…
INT. NEWS ROOM, evening broadcast
ELIZABETH ANCHOR:  Thank you, Patti.  Well, we certainly hope those puppies learn to do the Charleston, too!
JOHNNY MOOTH: (chuckling)  How adorable.
ELIZABETH ANCHOR:  Now, for the weather – what will this week hold in store?  Sunny Skyes?
SUNNY SKYES: Thank you, Elizabeth.  Hey, did I ever tell you about how I taught my darling Chihuahua to do the Twist?
JOHNNY MOOTH: No one cares, Sunny.
SUNNY SKYES: (sighing)  Good evening, folks.  This week holds lots of sun and moderate temperatures.  Back to you, Elizabeth.
ELIZABETH ANCHOR:  What?  That’s it?
JOHNNY MOOTH:  Show us a map or something.
SUNNY SKYES:  Fine.  (gesturing to map)  If you look at this map, you’ll see lots of sun icons all over the southland.  Back to you, Elizabeth.
ELIZABETH ANCHOR: Seriously?
JOHNNY MOOTH: Boooooorrrrriiiiiinnnnnggggggg.
SUNNY SKYES: I’m not going to just lie and make things up.  I’m not going to invent some tornado or snow storm or something stupid like that.  I have integrity.  (coughing)  Unlike you.
JOHNNY MOOTH:  And this just in!  Breaking news:  A tornado is heading to Southern California!
ELIZABETH ANCHOR:  How will this affect your morning commute?  More after the break.