Whither…U
By Ava Tramer
Beaches
Mostly sunny, with mid-week showers
Highs: 60-72; Lows: 47-55
Inland
Partly cloudy
Highs: 58-81; Lows: 39-47
Deserts
Mostly sunny
Highs: 62-90; Lows: 47-61
And Santa Monica…
Are you familiar with the letter “U”? If so, this week’s weather will be easy for you to understand. You see, we’ll start out at the top left of the U, with daytime temperatures in the 70s and mostly sunny clouds. But then as the week moves on, daytime temperatures will drop to the low 60s, and towards the middle of the week, and we’ll have rain and maybe even some thunder. Egads! Or maybe more appropriately for this weather report, U-gads! At this point, we would be at the bottom of the middle of the U. And then, as the weekend approaches, we’ll steadily climb back up, towards the top right of the U, with mostly sunny skies and warmer temperatures. See? Now I’ve proven to you that the alphabet is actually useful for something! Who knew?*
*If you are confused by this U explanation, because you think that the weather would be better described by an A-like letter because you happen to enjoy rain and cold weather, I’m sorry for confusing you. That being said, you kind of deserve to be confused, because really, who likes rain and cold, anyways. Loser.**
**Disclaimer: Ok fine, I actually like rain and cold too, because it makes my job so much more interesting.




