By Ava Tramer

Beaches
Partly cloudy
Highs: 69-71; Lows: 60-62

Inland
Mostly sunny
Highs: 94-95; Lows: 60-64

Deserts
Clear and hot
Highs: 106-108; Lows: 77-80

And Santa Monica…

Since our weather is even more boring and self-predictable this week than usual (highs between 69 and 71, lows between 60 and 62, partial sun and clouds, day after day after day after day), I will provide an instructive weather list for your benefit.

Weather: The List.

1.Things that don’t apply to Santa Monica, at any time of year:
1a. The song “Let it Snow”

2. Things that do apply to Santa Monica, at most times of year:
2a. A new version of the song “Let it Snow” that goes: “Oh the weather outside is delightful, but the fire is frightful”

3. Things that shouldn’t apply to Santa Monica, at any time of year:
3a. Ugg Boots.